Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!


My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

मौत का साया !! Shadow of Death !! Horror Story !! Ghost & Mysteries


yah kahani rehman aur wasim ka Uttar Pradesh ke 
rehne wale he.....kuch aise ghatnai unke sath huyi jise manna toda muskil he ...lekin unka kehna he yah sab sach he......humne kosih kiya he is kahani ko ek video ka rup diya jai...asha karta hu aapko yah horror story pasand ayegi...ager acha laga to isse like share aur apna rai niche comment me jarur bataye hume.....hum aise he video aur bhi late rehnge......