Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

What are five countries that the United States still has strong relations with?


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/Flag_map_of_the_contiguous_United_States_%281912-1959%29.pngThe closest allies of the US currently are -
The UK - named ‘The Special relationship’ between the US and the UK. The UK and the US have had close relations since the start of the 20th century. The UK is also the US’s most powerful ally. Supports the US in a number of ways and is the largest investor into the US economy (followed by Japan). France is of similar power but not as close to the US as the UK.
Australia - Been very close to the US since World War 2 and has maintained close relations since.
Israel - Relies on the US for it’s survival, so there is a strong bond.
Canada - The US’s northern neighbour. Also had close relations since Canada was formed as an independent country.
Japan - Very close ally to the US since World War 2. Similar with South Korea.

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