Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

which countries India's top 5 allies in the world today

Who are India's top 5 allies in the world today



  1. RUSSIA/USSR -sent their nuclear submarine to stop U.S and U.K from attacking Indian coast from east and west during Indo pak war.https://cdni.rt.com/files/opinionpost/34/34/b0/00/russia-india-contracts-nuclear.si.jpg
  2.  ISRAEL-gave technology to bombard bunkers on mountain ranges effectively and gave spy drones and similar technology. Also gave armor suit for soldiers at siachinhttps://defenceaviationpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/595f63a0dda4c8d4628b4567.jpg
  3.  BHUTAN- close economic and cultural ties and asked for help recently to stop chinese from building a road leading to their nation and India helped happily and moving garrison to physically stop Chinahttps://www.oneindia.com/img/2014/06/18-bhutan-india.jpg
  4.  JAPAN- japanese institution of management followed in Indian giants, business partnerships , gave big loan at very low interest and transferred technolgy of Maglev train to India.
  5.  AFRICAN UNION- many african nations are dependent on India for naval patrolling and securing the sea around them , they give us uranium and plutonium for our reactors and other use 

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