Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

What are the most mysterious pictures? Why?

  • The Hook Island sea monster
In 1964, a couple spotted a strange creature moving calmly towards them in a lagoon.
It seemed to have 80 ft long gigantic tadpole like body.
The couple claims that the creature opened its mouth before moving off.

Solway Firth Spaceman
In 1964, a man while photographing his daughter captured what appears to be an astronaut standing behind her.
He claimed that no one else else except the girl was present while taking the shot.
Even the Kodak company inspected to confirm that the picture was not tampered with in anyway.

S.S. Water town Ghosts
In 1924, two sailors were killed in an accident and were buried at sea.
In the days following, the sailor claimed to see the two faces following the ship.

The Copper Falling Body
The Cooper family moves into their house in Texas and takes a family photograph.
After developing the picture shows a body falling from the ceiling.

The mysterious case of Elisa Lam
In 2013, Elisa was found dead inside a Hotel’s roof top water tank.
Her death was ruled as accidental and no traces of drug or alcohol were found during her autopsy.
The hotel surveillance footage the moments before she was dead shows Elisa entering an elevator.
She starts behaving strangely, stepping to the sides as if to avoid someone and moving around in very unnatural way.

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