Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

Unknown Facts about the world



Ants never sleep.


2. The star Antares is 60,000 times larger than our sun. If our sun were the size of a softball, the star Antares would be as large as a house.


3. In Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile, it has never rained.


4. At any given time, there are 1,800 thunderstorms in progress over the earth's atmosphere.


5. Erosion at the base of Niagara Falls has caused the falls to recede approximately seven miles over the past 10,000 years.


6. A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of a quart a day. Good night!


7. Every year 16 million gallons of oil runs off pavement into streams, rivers, and eventually, oceans in the United States. This is more oil than was spilled by the Exxon Valdez.


8. In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity and tears can't flow.


9. Most lipstick contains fish scales.


10. Coca-Cola was originally green.



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