Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!


My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

Bollywood’s Highest-Paid Actors 2017

Bollywood’s Highest-Paid Actors 2017


 Meet the ten highest-paid stars in Bollywood

10. Ranbir Kapoor
$8.5 million

9. Amitabh Bachchan
$9 million

8. Priyanka Chopra
$10 million

7. Ranveer Singh

$10 million

6. Deepika Padukone $11 million

5. Hrithik Roshan
$11.5 million

4. Aamir Khan
$12.5 million

3. Akshay Kumar

$35.5 million

2. Salman Khan
$37 million

1. Shah Rukh Khan
$38 million

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