Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

Unbelievable Facts About China


Let us know some facts about CHINA.
China is now leading the world into the future.
  • The country just became the world’s largest Solar Power producer.
  • China is pouring $364 billion into renewable power generation.
  • The country reached it’s 2020 solar power target three years early.
    • At this rate it will fulfill its goals of cutting greenhouse emissions by 2020.
  • Atleast 40 hospitals in China have deployed IBM’s Watson.
  • They are using Al to improve healthcare and speed up diagnoses.
  • Chinese scientists invented rice that can grow in saline water.
    • Which can feed over 200 million people.
  • They also discovered a way to turn sand into fertile soil.
    • Which help them convert desert land into lands rich with crops.
  • China signed a $300m deal to buy lab-grown meal from Israel.
    • With the hope of reducing the impact of meat industry on the climate.
  • Atleast 1 billion Chinese could be using 5G mobile networks by 2023.
  • Most Chinese consumers are now using mobile payment instead of cash.
  • China and Europe are teaming up to build a base on the moon.
  • The nation will also send unmanned probe to Mars by the end of 2020.
  • China built the world’s largest telescope to study the universe.
  • China is also constructing vertical forest buildings.

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