Funny Whatsapp Status

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

Can Russia reserve the right to sell BrahMos missiles to any country they want to, like China?





BrahMos is developed by joint venture of India and Russia hence for any sales of BrahMos the mutual consent of both the countries is required. Ie., India sold Brahmos to Afghanistan., which they deployed on Pakistan border before some years, was sold by mutual consent of both Russia and India. Similarly many countries had in past expressed interest to buy Brahmos with Vietnam and Phillipines showing urgency. The missiles were sold to Phillipines during this time too with the mutual consent of both Russia and India and the profits were shared by both countries respectively. Hence Russia alone cant sell Brahmos to China w/o consent of India which is impossible in any dimension of time!!

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