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- I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
- God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
- I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
- Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.
- When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
- Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
- Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
- 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
- If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
- Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,
- Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
- HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
- My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
- If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
- I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
- I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
- रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
- When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition
- बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।
- Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
- ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..
- Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
- If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
- बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
- Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
- तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
- Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..
- I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
- दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ
- Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
- Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
- भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।
- You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..
- Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
- Always respects your self!
- My heart is stolen..can I check your braa
- Save Water, Drink Wine!!
- Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!
- I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot
- Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
- Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
- I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
- I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
- I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
- All the Rules are made.. to be break.
- सुबह से दौड रही है चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा”
- Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.
- जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है…
- Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
- काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती
- People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!
- No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.
- Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
- !Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..
- I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
- When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.
- Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…
- God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
- I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##
- Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
- Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
- 70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!
- If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
- I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
- All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
- Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
- Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
- 3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
- I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
- do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
- Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
- Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
- High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
- If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..
- Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…
- when nothing seems right then go left…
- if I am wired with you then I like you..
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